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I follow Ragan’s PR Daily and this post on 10 jokes poking fun at the PR industry I had to re-post on my blog. I am just posting a few of my favourites. For the full post, you’ll have to go here: A PR pro walks into a bar.

On writing and editing

A writer and an editor are making their way through the desert. The sun is beating down, and theyre parched beyond belief. Up one dune and down the next they go—walking, stumbling, crawling.

Just when theyre about to give up, they look over a sandy crest and see an oasis.Revitalized, they stagger toward it, with the writer leading the way. He lands face first at the edge of the cool water, cups his hands, and drinks. Suddenly, a few feet to his left he hears a soft splashing sound. He looks over and sees that the editor is peeing into the water.

In stunned disbelief, the writer yells, “What the hell are you doing?” The editor, without even looking up, says calmly, “Im making it better.”

On media relations

Three journalists walk past a bar … hey, it could happen.

On explaining PR 

What does the wife of a public relations expert do when she has insomnia?

She rolls over and says, “Tell me again, darling, just what is it that you do for a living?”

 

And there are plenty more where that came from. Check out the full list of them on A PR pro walks into a bar

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